Nick Clegg came to Blackheath this morning. But I got up on early on Saturday AND Sunday goddammit, so I wasn’t giving up my lie-in. I therefore refer you to the right honourable Blackheath Bugle, who could be arsed to get out of bed and listen to Clegg being cross-examined about that pressing electoral issue, organised paedophile rings. It turned out the Lib Dems are anti-paedophile.