A LancashireWatch rather than a YorkshireWatch, but other than that this article is the absolute archetypal example of exactly the kind of thing that pisses me off.
‘A Lancastrian myself, I have spent over ten years living in London, working in media-luvvie-land. My accent may be warped as a result, but the beliefs remain the same. And events like Duffygate bring back all those Northern axioms on which I was raised: “Be straight with people. Be honest. Don’t say anything that you wouldn’t say to someone’s face.” ‘
Seriously can you imagine anyone writing:
I was born and raised in London, but I’ve moved to ‘t land of hot pots, whippets and flat caps. I’m even starting to talk funny, by ‘eck! But I haven’t forgotten the decent Southern values with which I was brought up. “Be kind. Don’t be rude to people. If you can’t think of something nice to say then keep your mouth shut.”
Today’s spot is Curtis Stigers. He’s a jazz singer. No? Nobody? Well it is minor celebrity spotting you know.
Today’s spot is one of the dancers from So You Think You Can Dance. Although, since it was actually at a dance studio I feel this is not a true spot. It’s like going to a gig and claiming to have “spotted” the band.
Percy Pigs – a national institution, a national treasure, confectionery of the Gods. An ex-pat friend of mine recently got married and I took her some as a wedding present (I got her some other stuff as well – I’m not that cheap).
Imagine my horror when I was browsing round Sainsburys the other day and saw “Eric the Elephant” sweets. On seeing the packaging, I immediately thought – this is Sainsbury’s answer to Percy Pigs, fair enough. But then I saw the actual sweets.
Eric the Elephant
Good old Percy
For shame, Sainsburys, for shame!
We have done a blind taste test and can confirm that Eric is rather tougher than Percy, but still pretty tasty to be fair.
I got an email from “Boutique runs” which is “a new lifestyle event aimed exclusively at women and would like to invite you to join us for a girls’ night out with a difference…a scenic run in the park followed by entertainment and pampering*! We’re talking free champagne, hot showers, massage, fabulous after party and our special ‘Bouti’ bag full of goodies!”
I’m surprised that this kind of “girl’s night out” thing attached to a running event has a wide enough target market. It puts me off completely. But clearly they’re are plenty of women who are not put off, because there is also “Fit for a Princess” who are always at the London Santa Run and offer (probably very good) outdoor fitness sessions to women (many of whom would no doubt have me eating their dust in a 10k), but have opted for the type of branding that is usually reserved for 3 to 7 year old girls.
Maybe I’ll adopt the same approach – “Legal Advice fit for a Princess”, all our correspondence would be on pink paper, and we’d answer the phone “How can I help your majesty?”
* I like this word “pampering”. I guess it’s meant to mean facials or manicures or similar, but it just makes me picture women in adult sized nappies.**
**Apologies in advance for disappointing anyone led to this blog after googling “women in adult sized nappies”.
Another sunny morning, perfect for a run to work – we’ve been absolutely spoilt over the past couple of weeks. As a way of getting a cheeky breather every kilometre, here are some photos taken at 1 kilometre intervals along the route:
1k – Greenwich Park
2k – St Alphege’s Church
3k – Onto the Thames Path – Canary Wharf in the distance
4k – A little park, plus Mr Beet’s nipples for some added interest
5k – Back to the riverside – some art (“the Circumsphere”) and Canary Wharf a little bit closer
6k – Greenland Dock and Canary Wharf yet again
7k – Canada Water…and collapse….
Now, I don’t tend to appreciate it at the time I’m running, because I’m too busy huffing and puffing like Ivor the Engine, but I think that’s as commutes go, this one is beautiful. I’m sure my natural laziness will reassert itself in due course, but it will be a shame when the route and the weather are this good.
I recently blogged about a colleague whose masculinity was threatened by a yellow mug.
I came home today to find Mr Beet drinking his tea from this…
…and singing along to Rihanna’s “Rude Boy”.