Elusive Pornographic* Elephant – originally on show at Selfridges but moved because his “autumnul leaves” are in fact cut outs from porn magazines. I mean, you’d have to look pretty hard to notice that, but yeah, he’s covered in close ups of genitals. So now he’s viewable by appointment only at Chinawhites. It’s dead good though – you go down a darkened corridor and he’s at the end covered in spotlights and they’re playing elephant music. My photo was rubbish.
Bejewelled Elephant at Royal Exchange
Mini Piggy Bank Elephant – not an official elephant so doesn’t count towards total
Tower of London Elephant
This elephant pisses champagne, so they have a waiter positioned behind to catch it.
Rubber Elephant (another one viewable by appointment only)
Bird Elephant
Cautionary Elephant at St James Park
Headband Elephant
X Ray Elephant
Grayson Perry Elephant
Subtle Tartan Elephant
Jockey Elephant
Sparkly Toes Elephant
Butler on Elephant
Running total, 222 down 36 to go
*I’m tagging this, just to mess with people
