Circus Day

I found the circus space on the internet a couple of years ago and thought that their circus skills day looked amazing fun.  So I put it on my list of things to do before 30.  I wanted to try to improve my upper body strength a bit before I tried it, just because I really am quite puny and I thought I’d get more out of it if I could at least maybe do half a chin up.  I did start going to the acrobatic tumbling class though – which is really good fun, although I can’t go regularly any more.

Anyway, although I am still really weak and half a chin up is still a distant dream, I reckon that I am a maybe a little bit stronger now than this time last year, what with acrobatics, climbing and breaking working my arms a little bit.  And I can’t keep putting it off, so I decided to just go for it.  (Especially because I need the points this quarter – to track my progress on my 30 things I have allocated each task points and set myself quarterly targets.  There’s a spreadsheet and a graph.  Geek?  Moi?).

Jo came with me as my circus buddy – although she did keep referring to it as Clown School – and suggested that we make it a challenge over who is best at each activity.  Bring it on!

First up, the scariest thing of the day – the flying trapeze.  The scariest bit was climbing up the ladder to the platform, where you had to lean right out to grab the bar for the person going before you.  Especially as you weren’t harnessed in at this stage.  So by the time you got clipped in to the harness to have your go at swinging it was fine.  We all had a couple of gos at getting the leg swing right, with an instructor shouting what to do.  Although I felt ok up there, I was obviously more scared than I realised, because when she said “1,2,3 – let go!” I let go of the bar in my mind, but my hands just kept gripping on for dear life.  I did manage to prise myself off eventually.  And Amy the instructor declared me the winner so I was off to a “flying” start in the challenge – hoho!

Good form!

And… dismount (on the third attempt)

Next was stilts, and they were only about 18 inches high so we all could calm down a bit after trapeze.  After practising how to fall, Jo led me round by the hand for a bit until I got confident enough to wobble around on my own for long enough to get a photo.  Then we swapped over – and Jo also managed a solo toddle with no falls.   Amy declared me a very narrow winner in the stilts as well so I was off to a good start – could I finally win a challenge against Jo?  I hardly dared to dream…

I finally find out what it’s like to be tall.

Diabolo was next and I’d had my beady eye on the groups doing this before us and they all seemed to be doing really impressive throws so I had high hopes.  There’s lots of complicated tricks, but the simplest one is the most impressive – throwing it up in the air and catching it.  We started off catching it back on the string, then progressed to catching it on the sticks.  We agreed that whoever got the most catches would be the winner and I got 3 catches on the sticks.  Jo managed to do it on the last throw of the day, so she did it too, but only once so hooray! another narrow victory for me.

Spin spin spin…

and throw…

and catch!  (ok that was staged…but I did catch it like that)

The last activity of the morning session was the static trapeze and it was definitely my favourite.  We had to hook our legs onto the bar and get ourselves in different positions.

The “Bird’s Nest” – I don’t know why

The “Fish” – also no idea

The moment when the instructor waggled the bar to prove how secure I was.  I was forced to whimper “please stop doing that”

Jo hit all the positions, but did need a helping hand from the instructor to get up in the first place. So another point for me!

After a sustaining lunch at the Juggle Cafe, we were back for the afternoon session.  First was tight-rope and we had to roll up our trouser legs and put on these ballet shoe things which for some reason made me feel extra-circusy.  We learnt the technique on the floor and then on a wooden beam, but when we got on the wire we all pretty much abandoned the technique entirely so we did not excel.  We both made it across the whole wire twice, so this was declared a draw.

Wobble wobble wobble

Onto the juggling, which was Jo’s specialist field as she can in fact juggle.  The instructor taught those of us who couldn’t juggle to juggle 3 balls (I think I managed about 8 juggles which is maybe not massively impressive but a PB for me) and Jo and some other good jugglers got to learn some cheeky group tricks and then do a juggle-battle at the end, which Jo sort-of won (there was some slight confusion over the rules).  A clear win for Jo.

This photo makes it look like I’m juggling 4 balls.  I’m not.

Back to the flying trapeze, and one of our group was competent and confident enough to try hooking his legs over like we learnt on the static trapeze.  The instructor asks if I want to try.  I politely decline.  Everyone is complaining that they’ve got blisters on their hands from the bar, but I’m fine – b-girl hands y’see.

And finally we have a go at acrobatic balancing and make a human pyramid.  When I got on the top there was a big groan from the people underneath me, which I’m trying not to take too personally.  Another draw.

Smiling through the pain.

And then the big finale as all the groups got together for a big human pyramid.  There’s me at the top right, and Jo second from right.

Yay!  I’ve finally won a challenge!  And what’s more I LOVED circus day – especially static trapeze which I now want to sign up for a whole course in and I also want to buy a diabolo and juggling balls.  I’d highly recommend that everyone gives it a go.  And if you do go – tell me because I want to go back!

Pancakes

Ahh… pancakes…ommnomnomnom…

I was busy on Shrove Tuesday so I bought forward pancake day to Monday, and to add some excitement to proceedings, I challenged Mr Beet to a flip-off!

The challenges were threefold.  Round one - the flip test. Round two – the taste test.  Three pancakes each.  One must be classic lemon and sugar, two to be fillings of your choice.  Round three – the portrait test.  One pancake each, to be decorated to make a portrait of the other person.

Round one

I did quite well, with a couple of 360s, but I did end up with one on the floor (I still ate it, naturally) so Mr Beet took this round.

Round two

Mr Beet did one with raspberry jam and blueberry ummm…. if I were being generous I’d call it a coulis, and one with nutella.  I did a raspberry pancake (with raspberries in the batter) with starwberry ice cream and whipped cream, then one with hot chocolate sauce and whipped cream.  The best one of the day was the nutella – you just can’t beat a nutella pancake - but over all 3 pancakes I edged in front.

Round three

um… well what do you think?  Mr Beet seems to have imagined me as June Whitfield.

I’ve made him look a cross between Edd the Duck and that senator from X men who gets mutantised by Magneto and turns into a jellyfish.

Snow Creature Challenge

The latest challenge with Jo was to create a snow creature.  We were expecting lots of lovely new snowfall this weekend, but had to make do with the last dregs of icy, dirty snow.  We didn’t let that stifle our artistic creativity though.

Here’s Jo’s snow cobra, having eaten a snow meerkat.

And here’s my snow cat

Our independent arbitrator was Liz.  Despite my best efforts to suck up, by modelling my creation on her cat Teddy, she ruled in favour of Jo’s snake.

I am now 3-0 down in the challenge stakes.  Need to up my game!

Christmas Challenge

Jo and I have come up with another challenge – to create a festive artwork from Christmas detritus, e.g. sweet wrappers and satsuma peel. Should while away a few minutes on Boxing Day. Feel free to submit your own masterpiece.

*UPDATE*

I’m now fully prepared

Florida Holiday Triple Challenge – the Results

My friend Jo and I have both recently been on holiday to Florida and decided to have a bit of friendly competition and set ourselves some challenges

A test of character – Jo kicked my arse on this one with 58 characters v. my 33. I wasted the first couple of days as I was too embarrassed to approach the characters, but after the first few I was completely shameless. Jo and I both agree that Wolverine at Islands of Adventure was weirdly over-friendly.

A test of nerve – I had stopped screaming and was making an effort to smile in my photo (notice the empty seat beside me – Mr Beet couldn’t even be persuaded to go on the ride), but Jo just took it to another level. A worthy winner.

A test of guts – Lucy (independent arbitrator) has ruled my food photos (meat loaf and key lime pie) more worthy than Jo’s efforts (weird junk food). Yay! A little pride salvaged.

Florida Holiday Triple Challenge

I’m off on my hols soon, and venturing outside Europe for the first time to go to Florida. What could be better than sunshine and rollercoasters? Well, sunshine and rollercoasters PLUS a bit of friendly competition. My friend Jo* is also going to Florida a couple of weeks after me (she got so envious when I was telling her about my holiday plans that she promptly booked herself a flight). So we thought we’d spice things up by setting ourselves some challenges.

Challenge 1 – a Test of Character

How many photos can you get of yourself with theme park characters? Rules – not just Disney characters, but anyone dressed up in a silly constume will do. You must be posing with the character (i.e. just sneaking up and getting a photo next to them doesn’t count).

Challenge 2 – a Test of Nerve

Who can come back with a rollercoaster photo in which they look the most composed? Rules – We have nominated that a shortlist of rollercoasters for this – it’s got to be a scary one! You only get one ride and you must purchase and display the official rollercoaster photo no matter how embarrassing.

Challenge 3 – a Test of Guts

Who can order the most American sounding meal? Rules – You must also consume the whole meal – photo evidence of a clean plate required. It can be more than one course, and beverages will also be taken into consideration. While “Americanism” is somewhat subjective, consideration will be given to:

How traditionally American it sounds – i.e. pumpkin pie etc

How exotic it is – i.e. a big mac is pretty American but we have that here so not so interesting. Ideally, it will be something you can’t get over here and are not entirely sure what it is.

Portion size – the bigger the better

Presentation and ambience of restaurant

*I realise that I have now mentioned Jo twice in this blog and have never mentioned anyone else. I do have other friends, honest!

Click here for the results