There was someone from Crown Derby being interviewed this morning about their range of memorabilia for the royal wedding.
“Of course, tastes have changed since the last big royal wedding, so we have to keep up with new fashions. For example, this time we’re including a range of wedding paper weights.“
Steady on there.
I feel a little behind the times, I haven’t got a paperweight yet, I’m lagging behind with dusty old antique USB sticks and things